Snakes on a Plane

Question: We can't help but assume that this film will probably be one of the biggest disappointments of 2006. There's no way it can possibly live up to the hype. So the obvious question here would be: what if it does?

Comment: There's a very, very, very small chance this thing will live up to the colossal internet hype surrounding it. If it does, it will probably become one of the highest grossing movies of the past few years. Samuel L. Jackson will be cast in every movie Hollywood makes until his untimely death due to bad ass-edness. And the academy will have no choice but to nominate it, and only it, for every single one of their awards at the Oscars in 2007.

Snide Remark: Yeah, the comment part kind of took care of this snide remark part, but come on; Snakes on a Plane?!